envisioning my first apartment.
okay okay hey Steve hey I have a joke okay
I have a joke okay listen now listen
what do you get— Steve listen Steve okay what
What do you get when two eels— Steve
What do you get when two eels fall in love
….
A MORAY
Shut the fuck up Jeff.
(Source: mortalsiamdreaming, via spelldrops)
Hank Hill for President 2012
That economy ain’t right, I tell you what.
(Source: rand0mgifs, via setlightrun)